Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Make-up and Magnificence Weblog Mascot, Vol. 857

Positive, Tabs was an awesome boss, good thinker, a complete disruptor who dominated every part he ever tried, however let’s be actual… He was a very powerful employer.

He was so demanding! “Meow!” he’d say, or “Mrrow!”

Plenty of the time, his directives needed to do with treats (after all), or petting — particularly, deep-tissue kitty therapeutic massage.

I did my finest, however I used to be solely human, which yeah, was a little bit of legal responsibility. That’s why Tabs spent years creating the proper robotic assistant.

We even launched a pair fairly good ones. In actual fact, our Tabby Dynamics subdivision was the primary to deliver a bipedal humanoid cat assistant to market.

When Rosie took over as CFO, I believed she’d be totally different. She had a little bit of a softer streak than Tabs, however we shortly realized that she was additionally fairly demanding.

She isn’t as powerful as Tabs was, however I believe it’s honest to say that one in every of our pet assistants has bother with bananas.

That’s one solution to describe it…

She will not be the very best assistant.

Due to this, a pair weeks in the past Rosie resurrected the Tabby Dynamics private pet assistant challenge. She discovered the unique schematics for the designs Tabs created and set to work on an up to date model.

There’s already a prototype, and issues are trying nice! In the present day it handed a crucial juncture. It efficiently administered crunchies into Rosie’s meals bowl.

Huzzah! Success!!

I simply hope it doesn’t put me out of a job.

Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,

Karen